Are you not yet entertained? Well then, here are some more…
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”
Q: How did the programmer die in the shower?
A: He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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That’s all for now… I’ll add more as I find them. Now stop procrastinating and go do that thing you’re supposed to be doing!
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