Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Why aren’t octal jokes funny?
Because 7 10 11.
In Canadian hexadecimal, why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 A?
Your mama’s so FAT she can’t save files bigger than 4GB.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don’t C#
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays.
What do you call it when a programmer throws up at IHOP?
A stack overflow.
A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping ’round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
vi.
vi who?
vi aren’t you using emacs!?
I said “24 Jokes”.. but who is counting?
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