What kind of modem did Jimi Hendrix have?
A purple Hayes.
An int, a char, and a string walk into a bar and order some drinks.
A short while later, the int and char start hitting on the waitress who gets very uncomfortable and walks away.
The string walks up to the waitress and says “You’ll have to forgive them, they’re primitive types.”
Q: What do you call a collection that has no methods and doesn’t do anything?
A: A listless list
A group of DBAs walk into a diner.
One waved over the waiter: “Can we join these tables?”.
Frustrated, the professor slams down the phone.
His colleague pops his head in to investigate, “What’s the matter?”
“Oh, its these damn students. They keep asking for us teach low-level languages.”
“So?”
“So… if I told them once, I’ve told them a thousand times: There aren’t classes in C!”
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